Lady Gargles

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A bad singer who thinks she's a star. She looks like a mess and acts like she owns the place.
I saw her perform and it was like watching a cat try to sing opera.
She wears stuff that looks like it came out of a trash can.
She acts like everyone is her best friend, but they all hate her.
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A loud, ugly singer who thinks she’s the best. Everyone thinks she’s a joke.
She screamed so loud I thought my eardrums would explode.
She wears outfits that look like she dressed in the dark.
She talks to people like they owe her money.
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A singer who can’t sing and has no style. People laugh at her.
She tried to sing and it sounded like a broken record player.
She wears clothes that look like they were stolen from a landfill.
She acts like she’s popular, but no one wants to be seen with her.
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