Lady Gardener

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A woman who loves to mess with another woman's private garden, like she's pulling weeds out of her snatch.

My cousin is the worst Lady Gardener, she rips out my pubes like they’re dandelions.

She trimmed my lady garden so hard, I looked like a bald eagle.

I told her to stop gardening, but she said, 'This is just pruning.'

The fuzzy part above a woman's snatch, made famous by those glossy-lipped bitches in the UK.

I had to shave my lady garden because my ex called it 'a bush that needs trimming.'

My friend’s lady garden looks like a lion’s mane, and I’m jealous.

My mom told me to stop picking at my lady garden, 'You’re going to turn into a hedge.'

The part down there that women keep nice and clean, like a tidy little garden.

My lady garden is so clean, it looks like it’s been mowed by a robot.

I told my sister she could borrow my lady garden, but she said it was 'too trimmed.'

My dog peed on my lady garden, and now it smells like a wet dog and a sour patch kid.

A fancy way to say a woman’s private area, like a fancy name for a dirty secret.

My teacher called me to the office and said, 'I think you need to clean up your lady garden.'

My friend said I had the 'best lady garden in the class.'

My mom called me a 'polite lady gardener' and then called me a 'dirty little pig.'

A woman’s fuzzy little garden, kept neat and tidy like a mini golf course.

I went to the mall and got my lady garden trimmed by a man who said, 'You look like a hedge.'

My little sister says my lady garden is 'more organized than her math homework.'

My boyfriend called me a 'perfect lady gardener' and then I kicked him out.

Another word for a woman’s snatch, like it’s just another name for a dirty little secret.

My friend said I had the 'best lady garden in the neighborhood.'

My mom told me to stop talking about my lady garden, 'You’re embarrassing me.'

I told my brother my lady garden was 'bigger than his.' He didn’t believe me.