lady gagger

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A lady gagger is a penis that’s so big it makes a woman choke and scream like a banshee. It’s called a lady gagger because it’s like a gagging machine for women.
My cousin tried to eat a lady gagger and he ended up crying in the shower.
My friend’s girlfriend tried to kiss a lady gagger and she threw up on his shoes.
My teacher said a lady gagger is the reason why some kids don’t want to be in the lunchroom.
by Slangipedia 23h ago
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A lady gagger is a penis that’s so long it could be used as a ladder. It’s called that because it makes women gag so hard they sound like a broken blender.
My brother tried to hide a lady gagger in his pants and got caught by his mom.
My neighbor’s dog tried to sniff a lady gagger and ran away howling.
My friend said his dad’s lady gagger is so big it could be a slide.
by Slangipedia 23h ago
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A lady gagger is a penis that’s so big it looks like a sausage. It’s called that because it makes women gag so bad they might as well be choking on a flaming hot dog.
My cousin tried to give a lady gagger to his sister and she bit him.
My friend said his uncle’s lady gagger is so big it could be a new kind of meat.
My teacher said a lady gagger is the reason why some kids don’t want to play hide and seek.
by Slangipedia 23h ago
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