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The purple oreos that make you wish you were born a flamingo and never had to deal with middle school.

My cousin ate three and now he’s texting his crush. I think he’s a lost cause.

I tried one and now I’m questioning my entire life. Why did I ever date a boy?

My teacher gave me a warning for eating them during math. I’m gonna be gay by lunch.

Chromatica oreos that turn you into a glittery mess who can't stop humming in the shower.

I ate two and now I sing in the shower like a disco ball. It's embarrassing.

My mom found me crying in the kitchen. I had to eat five oreos.

I took one bite and now I'm a walking disco ball. I'm gonna die of glitter.

The purple oreos that make you think you're the king of the gay parade and you’re never going back.

I ate one and now I think I'm the king of the gay parade. I'm not even sorry.

My brother tried one and now he's walking around like he's in a musical. It's terrifying.

I ate three and now I’m screaming ‘I’m not a princess’ in the hallway. I don’t know why.