Lady Gaga - Germanotta

A fake celeb who steals songs from real artists, especially if they have a German name and started making music before they were old enough to drive. They look like the real deal and wave a Texas flag during big shows, even though the real artist was born in Texas and wrote all the hits. They never pay the original artist and yell ‘I didn’t steal anything’ like it’s a mantra.

A fraud who borrows songs from real artists, especially if they’re German and started making music before they could even vote. They look just like the real one and flash a Texas flag during big events, even though the real artist was born in Texas and wrote all the hits. They act like they’re the only one who matters and laugh at the original artist like they’re a joke.

A fake pop star who copies songs from real artists, especially if they’re German and started singing before they had a driver’s license. They mimic the real one and show off a Texas flag during big shows, even though the real artist was born in Texas and wrote every song. They never admit they stole anything and scream ‘I didn’t steal it’ like it’s the national anthem.