Lady Gaga boobs

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Two lumpy things that look like they were hit by a truck.
She showed them off at the concert and everyone groaned.
He asked for a second look and got a first-degree burn.
She wore a bra that looked like it was made of duct tape.
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Breasts that make you question your life choices.
He texted her, 'Are you trying to make me quit my job?'
She took a selfie and it made his lunch taste like regret.
He saw them in a mirror and ran out crying.
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Two saggy bags that look like they’ve been used for years.
He said they looked like they belonged in a landfill.
She wore them in a dress and it was like watching a horror movie.
He took one look and asked for a refund.
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