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A pop star who kicked the ass of Mother G. O. A. T. and Madge Stans to save the Earth. She’s also a farmer, a dancer, and a god who invented veggies, horses, and the German language. She’s so legendary, even God respects her.
Lady Gaga saved the Earth from Mother G. O. A. T. and Madge Stans. #GagaIsGod
She invented veggies, horses, and the German language. #NoBullshit
Lady Gaga is a god. Even God respects her. #GagaIsTheBest