Lady Gaba

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Lady Gaba is a pill that makes your nerves stop screaming and your brain stop yelling. It’s like a party for your pain, and you’re the DJ.
My doctor prescribed Lady Gaba, and now I can finally sleep without my legs trying to wrestle my spine.
I took Lady Gaba and turned my anxiety into a dance-off. I won.
Lady Gaba is the only thing keeping me from screaming into a pillow like a confused toddler.
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Lady Gaba is like a magical potion for your pain. It makes you chill, talk a lot, and forget that life is a series of bad choices.
I took Lady Gaba and talked to my boss like I was on a date. It went badly.
Lady Gaba turned my quiet night into a loud, chaotic concert in my head.
I took two pills and started telling my cat my life story. It was sad.
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Lady Gaba is a drug that makes your pain take a backseat while your social skills go full-on rave. It’s like getting a standing ovation from your nerves.
I took Lady Gaba and ended up talking to my barista for 20 minutes. She now knows my life story.
Lady Gaba made me so chatty I talked my dog into a debate about which treat is better.
I took Lady Gaba and started arguing with my fridge about the meaning of life.
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