lady flames

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The main event of the stupid club. She’s got the crown and the power to make you cry.

My cousin tried to be a lady flame and ended up with third-degree burns and a new nickname: Flame Man.

I saw my teacher do a lady flame during lunch. The smoke made the principal cry.

My mom did a lady flame at the family reunion. She set my uncle’s beard on fire, and now he smells like a campfire.

When a guy is too drunk or too dumb to think straight and lights his own pubes on fire.

My dad did a lady flame at my birthday party. He looked like a flaming chicken.

My friend tried to be a lady flame and forgot to take his pants off. Now he smells like a barbecue.

My brother did a lady flame in the shower. He turned the water on full and screamed like a baby.