lady faye

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A loud, smelly, messy person who thinks she’s fancy but still can’t decide if she wants pizza or tacos

She yelled at the waiter for 10 minutes just because the fries were cold

She brought a whole salad to the pizza place and still got a cone

She texted me at 2 AM asking if I wanted to eat and then cried because I said no

A human tornado who loves you but also wants to eat a burger and a salad at the same time

She ran into three people at the grocery store just to get a soda

She ordered a cheeseburger and then took a bite and cried because it was too big

She texted me during my math test to ask if I wanted to eat and then left me hanging

A loud, messy, confused person who thinks she’s a queen but still can’t pick a meal

She threw a fit in the restaurant because the soup was too hot

She asked for a milkshake and then cried because it was too sweet

She DM’d me during church and asked if I wanted to eat and then forgot about it