lady fart

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a big fart from a lady that smells so bad it could knock someone out. it's used to blame the fart or warn people before it hits them. it's said in a high-pitched, annoying voice that lasts way too long.

My lady fart just came out during the meeting. I'm blaming the coffee.

I warned you before I let out my lady fart. You should've left.

I said 'lady fart' and then it hit me like a truck.

by Slangipedia 19h ago

a fancy name for a queef. it's like the VIP version of a fart. it's used when you want to sound cool but still make a mess.

I did a lady fart during the Zoom call. My boss looked confused.

I called it a lady fart instead of a queef. I'm trying to sound fancy.

I did a lady fart in my pants and laughed about it.

by Slangipedia 19h ago

a silly and fancy way to say queef. it's like the fancy version of a fart from a lady. it's used when you want to sound cool but you're still being silly.

I did a lady fart during my yoga class. The instructor asked me to leave.

I called it a lady fart instead of just saying I farted. I'm trying to be cool.

I did a lady fart and it smelled like onions. I'm not sorry.

by Slangipedia 19h ago