Lady Farmer

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A guy who plants women like seeds in the dirt. Every girl in town wants his junk and he lets them all grow.

He’s got five girls in his field and they’re all blooming.

I saw him at the grocery store and three girls ran after him like they were chasing a tractor.

His phone is full of messages from girls who think he’s the last man on earth.

A man who harvests women. He’s got a full garden of girls and he doesn’t care if they all get tangled up.

He’s got a girl on each arm and a smile on his face like he just won the lottery.

He walks into a bar and six girls start fighting over him like he’s a free drink.

His Instagram is just a slideshow of girls smiling at him like he’s their new best friend.

A dude who doesn’t know how to pick his crops. He’s got too many girls and he’s just letting them all rot in the sun.

He’s got three girls in his truck and he’s still asking for more.

He’s got a girl on his lap and another one on his phone and he’s still laughing.

He walks into a restaurant and four girls start whispering and giggling like he’s a hot new dish.