Lady F

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A crumby old woman who thinks taking pictures is the only way to live and has a messed-up brain that flips out like a broken light switch.
Lady F sent me a 300-picture album of her neighbor's cat. I died.
She DM'd me: 'I know your secret. You don't like my cat.'
At the grocery store, she stared at me like I was the one who broke her camera.
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She's like a messed-up brain that can't decide if it wants to be happy or crazy.
She posted a tweet: 'I saw a photo of my cat and now I'm crying.'
She texted me: 'Your life is boring. I know your cat's name.'
She yelled at a pigeon for not taking a selfie with her.
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