Lady Drips

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When ladies squat over toilets like they’re in a war and try to spray their pee so precise it hits the toilet bowl like a bullseye.
My cousin peed so hard she made the toilet water splash back on me.
They’re not peeing, they’re launching missiles.
I’ve seen ladies aim so good, the toilet looked like it was getting a facial.
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When girls sit on the toilet and try to pee so hard it sounds like a jet engine and the toilet is screaming for mercy.
My sister peed so loud, the neighbor called the police.
She peed so much, the toilet started to cry.
It was like a hurricane in the bathroom.
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When ladies take turns peeing in the toilet like it’s a spelling bee and the toilet is the judge.
They take turns peeing like they’re in a contest.
She peed so good, the toilet gave her a standing ovation.
It’s like the toilet is grading their pee.
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When girls line up at the toilet like they’re waiting for a hot dog and try to pee so good it looks like a fireworks show.
My friend peed so hard, the toilet looked like it was on fire.
They line up like it’s the final round of a championship.
It’s like the toilet is getting a light show.
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When ladies stand over the toilet like it’s a throne and try to pee so good it feels like a royal decree.
She peed so royal, the toilet bowed to her.
It’s like the toilet is getting a royal welcome.
They treat the toilet like it’s a king.
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When girls pee in the toilet like they’re trying to break the toilet and make it explode from all the pressure.
She peed so hard, the toilet started to leak.
It felt like the toilet was about to blow up.
They pee like it’s a pressure test.
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