Lady Douche

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A lady who thinks she's the main character of a movie, but the plot is just her complaining about everyone else.
'I don't know why no one respects me. I'm literally the best at everything.'
'You didn't text me back? I'm clearly the most important person in the universe.'
'I'm not just pretty. I'm also a genius. And I'm definitely the best at being pretty.'
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A woman who walks into a room and immediately makes everyone else feel like they're just background noise.
'I didn't even try, and I got an A. You got a B? What even is life?'
'You're not even wearing makeup. How are you even alive?'
'I'm the only one who matters. Everyone else is just here to suffer.'
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A human being who believes she's the only one who's ever been cool, and everyone else is just trying to copy her.
'You think you're cool? I was cool before you were even born.'
'I don't need friends. I'm just here to be admired.'
'You don't even know what cool is. I invented it.'
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