Lady Doodad

My mom says she doesn’t need a man, but I know she’s lying because she still has one.

He got pulled over for swerving because he was staring at the lady in the car next to him.

She told her friend she’d never get married again, but then she got a text from her ex and blushed.

He asked her what she was wearing, and she said, ‘Something you’ll never know.’

He tried to draw it on the back of his math test during class.

She told him not to stare, but he kept staring anyway.

She laughed so hard when she heard the joke, and it made him blush.

He dropped his phone because he couldn’t look at her anymore.

He swore he’d never look at a woman’s legs again, but then he saw her walk by.

He asked her out, and she said, ‘Only if you promise to stop talking about your ex.’

He tried to impress her by showing off his new shoes, but she just smiled.

He said he’d give her his lunch money if she’d show him hers.

He missed his turn because he was looking at her in the car next to him.

She said, ‘If you keep staring, I’ll tell your mom.’

He got caught doodling on his homework because he was thinking about her.

She told him he was cute, and he said, ‘You’re just trying to make me feel bad.’

He tried to act cool, but he couldn’t stop smiling.

She wore something new, and he couldn’t take his eyes off her.