lady dog

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The fake fancy name you use for b*tch so you don't get your face smashed by a girl for cussing.
My mom called me a lady dog because I said 'f*** your homework' in front of her friend.
He called me a lady dog in front of my whole class. I kicked his shins.
I said 'lady dog' to my teacher and got sent to the principal's office.
by Slangipedia 17h ago
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A tiny dog that lived with an old lady who treated it like a baby. It jumps on you like a lunatic, hates guys, and thinks it's royalty. It also likes to shake like it's trying to get you to pay attention.
My neighbor’s dog jumped on me like it was trying to climb my leg.
That dog shakes so much it looks like it’s having a seizure.
The dog hates me because I’m a guy.
by Slangipedia 17h ago
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A woman who acts like a mom to her dog(s) and thinks she’s better than real moms. She tells everyone how hard it is to take care of a dog, even though it’s just a dog.
She told me her dog is smarter than my brother.
She said her dog gets heartburn and needs special food.
She told me she’s a mom to her dog, not a real mom.
by Slangipedia 17h ago
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An old lady at the Orange Park Country Club who has a huge dog and gets her computer guy to come over while her husband is away. She probably thinks it’s a date.
She has a dog that’s bigger than my brother.
She gets her computer guy to come over every week.
Her dog probably thinks she’s the best person in the world.
by Slangipedia 17h ago
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Like a cat lady, but with dogs. She has dogs instead of cats and still thinks she’s cool.
She has five dogs and still thinks she’s the best.
Her dogs all sleep in her bed and she loves it.
She said her dogs are better than my cats.
by Slangipedia 17h ago
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A single woman who has two huge dogs that eat like horses and take up her whole house. She probably thinks her dogs are better than guys.
Her dogs are as big as my uncle.
Her dogs eat more than my whole family.
She said her dogs are better than my boyfriend.
by Slangipedia 17h ago
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The most amazing hot dog lady who runs a stand from spring to fall and sells the best weiners ever. She’s out there doing her thing and you should thank her.
She sells weiners that taste like heaven.
She’s been there since the first day of spring.
She knows her weiners are the best and she’s not wrong.
by Slangipedia 17h ago
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