Lady Diplomat

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A woman who talks her way out of trouble with a smile and a curse word.
She told the king he was a fat idiot and got a better treaty.
She insulted the whole embassy and still got a promotion.
She cussed the ambassador and got a free vacation.
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A lady who uses her charm and swear words to keep peace between countries.
She made two enemies hug and shake hands with a dirty joke.
She threatened the prime minister with a coffee break and a punch.
She used a swear word so strong, the other country gave her a gift.
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A woman who can talk her way into a war or out of one with a laugh and a curse.
She made a peace treaty by calling the general a dumbass.
She insulted the whole team and still won the deal.
She cursed the enemy and got them to sign a contract.
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