lady desert

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A clean-ass snatch with no hair anywhere near it

My cousin got a lady desert and now she looks like a bald eagle

He said she was a lady desert and I believed him until I saw her

I asked her if she was a lady desert and she said, 'I am, and I'm not sorry'

A woman who took a razor to her snatch and left no hair behind

My mom got a lady desert and now she’s the talk of the town

He told me she was a lady desert and I laughed in his face

She got a lady desert and now she’s the queen of the bathroom

A woman who has no hair on her snatch and is proud of it

My sister got a lady desert and now she’s cocky as hell

He said she was a lady desert and I had to check her

I saw her and thought, 'She must be a lady desert'