Lady Danger

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When a group of women get their periods at the same time and it feels like the whole world is screaming in pain.
My friends and I all got our periods on Monday. It was like a war zone in the bathroom.
The whole office got cramps at once. It was like a zombie apocalypse.
My sister and I got our periods on the same day. We both cried and threw pillows at each other.
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When women are so in sync with their periods that they could take over the world with nothing but tampons and rage.
My squad and I got our periods at the same time. We took over the lunchroom and refused to leave until we got snacks.
My mom and my aunt got their periods at the same time. They fought over the last box of tampons like it was the last slice of pizza.
My friends and I got our periods at the same time. We all cried, laughed, and then threw up in the hallway.
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When women are so connected by their monthly magic that they can read each other's minds and predict the worst cramps.
My friends and I got our periods at the same time. We all knew what the other was feeling before they even said it.
My sister and I got our periods on the same day. We both knew we were going to cry at the same time, and we did.
My mom and I got our periods at the same time. We both knew we were going to pass out in the same room.
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