lady dad

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A guy who acts like a dad but also does stuff like wearing makeup and crying at rom-coms.
He wore glitter to the football game and cried when the team lost.
He texted me, 'I just did my eyeliner and I feel fancy.'
He tried to sing 'I Will Always Love You' in the shower and it was a disaster.
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A man who pretends to be tough but secretly loves pink and shopping.
He bought 10 shirts in pastel colors and said they were 'for the kids.'
He asked for a gift card to the mall instead of a beer.
He wore a dress to a barbecue and everyone laughed.
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A dad who’s not man enough to stop doing girly stuff even when he’s getting roasted.
He got called 'lady dad' by his kids after he cried at the dog’s funeral.
He wore a skirt to work and said, 'This is business casual.'
He texted me, 'I just did my hair and I feel powerful.'
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A guy who’s trying to be a dad but still acts like a girl and won’t stop being annoying about it.
He texted me, 'I just did my nails and I look hot.'
He wore a flowery shirt to the grocery store and asked for a compliment.
He cried when he spilled coffee and said it was 'emotional.'
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A man who’s not a real dad but still does girly stuff and won’t shut up about it.
He texted me, 'I just did my eyeliner and it looks perfect.'
He wore a dress to the soccer game and said, 'I’m a fashion icon.'
He cried when he fell off the bike and said it was 'heartbreaking.'
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A guy who’s trying to be a dad but still does girly stuff and won’t stop being embarrassing.
He wore a skirt to the bar and said, 'This is my power suit.'
He texted me, 'I just did my hair and I feel like a queen.'
He cried when he dropped his phone and said it was 'devastating.'
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