Lady Cyanide

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A white girl who thinks she knows what aloha means but can't spell it and still talks like she's from the moon

"Aloha? That's just a fancy way to say 'hi'", said by someone who's never been to Hawaii and probably doesn't know what a beach is

She tried to do a hula but it looked like she was having a seizure

She said 'aloha' in a text but spelled it 'aloha', no one knows why

A person who acts like they know the ocean but has never seen a wave and still thinks 'aloha' is a type of pizza

She tried to make poi and it looked like something a dog would eat

She called a surfer 'a regular guy' and then got yelled at

She said 'aloha' to a fish and then it swam away like it was offended

Someone who thinks they're part of the island vibe but can't tell the difference between a coconut and a muffin

She tried to surf and fell off the board like it was a death sentence

She said 'aloha' to a coconut and then tried to eat it like it was a burger

She brought a sandwich to a luau and called it a 'fusion'