Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

The two flaps that cover a woman’s private parts, like a curtain in a fancy hotel room.

'I can't believe she wore lady curtains to the party.'

'He was staring at her lady curtains like they were a free buffet.'

'She pulled her lady curtains tight when the bus hit a pothole.'

2

The two folds of skin that keep a woman’s private area hidden, like a secret message.

'He whispered, 'I know your lady curtains are fake.'

'She laughed when her brother called her lady curtains 'the front door.'

'He asked for a peek behind her lady curtains, and she said no.'

3

The two flaps that a woman uses to hide her private parts, like a bad excuse.

'He said, 'Your lady curtains are the worst excuse for a cover.'

'She used her lady curtains as a shield during the fight.'

'He tried to flirt through her lady curtains, but she ignored him.'

4

The two folds of skin that keep a woman's private area from being seen, like a bad lie.

'He said, 'Your lady curtains are lying to me.'

'She pulled her lady curtains over her head like a hood.'

'He called her lady curtains 'the most expensive lie.'

5

The two flaps that cover a woman's private parts, like a curtain in a bathroom.

'He said, 'Your lady curtains are the best part of you.'

'She peeked through her lady curtains like it was a spy mission.'

'He asked her to open her lady curtains, and she said, 'No way.'

6

The two flaps that a woman uses to hide her private area, like a bad excuse for a cover.

'He said, 'Your lady curtains are the worst cover.'

'She used her lady curtains as a blanket during the snowstorm.'

'He tried to flirt through her lady curtains, but she said, 'Not today.'