Lady cupboard

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A fancy way to say a stinky vagina. My boss used it and we all laughed so hard we cried. It came after he called a pubic hair ‘a bristly flap that had seen too many letters’ and it sounded like a grandma’s cupboard after she died.
My coworker called my boss’s vagina a 'lady cupboard' and now I laugh every time I see him.
At lunch, I told my friend her aunt's vagina was a 'lady cupboard' and she got mad.
My teacher called my mom’s vagina a 'lady cupboard' and now I get extra credit.
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When something smells like a grandma’s cupboard after she died and ate a whole jar of pickles. It’s not a fancy word. It’s just gross.
My lunch smelled like a 'lady cupboard' and I had to throw it away.
My dog’s breath is a 'lady cupboard' and it scares people.
My sister’s sock drawer is a 'lady cupboard' and I don’t want to touch it.
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