lady cum

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A fancy way to say the goo that comes out of a woman when she gets really happy down there and it feels like her insides are melting.

She said she didn't cum, but I saw her socks on the floor and her face looked like she was eating a whole pizza.

My mom told me she had a ‘little lady cum’ after my dad said something dirty.

She cum so hard she knocked over the water glass and her phone fell in the soup.

When a woman is so busy getting off that she forgets to care about anything else, even if it means the guy gets totally left behind.

He spent three hours trying to get her to cum, and she just laughed and said ‘I’m not done yet.’

She cum so loud the neighbors called the cops and said it was a fire.

He tried to cum while she was cumming, but he just got a little wet spot on his pants.

The line that runs right down the middle of a woman’s belly, like it was drawn with a marker after she did sit-ups and ate too much cake.

She showed me her ‘lady cum’ and said it was from doing too many crunches.

She got mad because her ‘lady cum’ was showing in her swimsuit.

He asked her if she was wearing a bra, and she said, ‘No, I’m showing my lady cum.’