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A giant, sagging hole that looks like it was stretched by a truck. You'll find these in the pants of fat girls and moms who've had way too many kids.
My aunt's pants look like a tent during family dinners.
That lady at the gym has a hole so big, it could swallow a donut.
My mom’s pants are so loose, they might fall off during a dance party.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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A loose, sagging hole that looks like it was pulled by a horse. Found on the legs of moms and girls who’ve had too much pizza and soda.
My cousin’s pants look like a sleeping bag.
That lady at the store has a hole so big, I could fit my head in.
My grandma’s pants are so loose, they could be used as a parachute.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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A huge, flabby hole that looks like it was stretched by a monster. You’ll find these on the legs of mothers who’ve had too many kids and girls who never wear pants.
My aunt’s pants look like they’re about to fall apart.
That lady at the park has a hole so big, it looks like a portal.
My sister’s pants are so loose, they could be used as a pillow.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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A massive, saggy hole that looks like it was pulled by a bulldozer. Found on the legs of moms and girls who’ve been eating too much and not moving.
My mom’s pants look like they’re about to fall off.
That lady at the mall has a hole so big, I could fit my whole arm in.
My cousin’s pants are so loose, they could be used as a hammock.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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A big, flabby hole that looks like it was stretched by a truck and a donut. Found on the legs of moms and girls who’ve had way too many kids and way too much food.
My grandma’s pants look like they’re about to give up.
That lady at the gym has a hole so big, I could fit my whole head in.
My mom’s pants are so loose, they could be used as a blanket.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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A huge, saggy hole that looks like it was stretched by a giant. Found on the legs of moms who’ve had way too many kids and girls who never wear pants.
My aunt’s pants look like they’re about to break.
That lady at the park has a hole so big, it could swallow a pizza.
My cousin’s pants are so loose, they could be used as a net.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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