lady court

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A fancy, more annoying version of a fag hag; it’s a bunch of women who all revolve around one gay guy like he’s the center of the universe.
My cousin’s lady court is so loud they make the gay guy cry at brunch.
They all text him every hour to ask what he’s wearing.
They showed up to his wedding and brought 100 roses and a standing ovation.
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A group of gym bros who think they’re hot stuff, constantly flexing in front of the mirror like they’re the next big thing.
They do bicep curls and yell at the mirror like it owes them money.
They all wear neon shirts and think leg day is a myth.
They take 10 minutes to put on their shirts and still skip leg day.
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