Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

The thing you wish you had when you’re stuck in traffic

My lady cottage is stuck in the middle of a cheeseburger and I can’t move

I got pulled over for my lady cottage being too flashy

My lady cottage is currently in a fight with my pants

2

The thing you blame when your pants won’t zip up

My lady cottage is being stubborn again

Why won’t my pants zip? My lady cottage won’t let me

I tried to zip up and my lady cottage said no

3

The thing you show off when you’re feeling confident

I showed off my lady cottage at the mall and got 10 likes

My lady cottage is my favorite feature

I flex my lady cottage every time I walk into a room

4

The thing you hide when you’re in public restrooms

I hid my lady cottage behind the toilet

My lady cottage was peeking out from the stall

I had to hide my lady cottage from the guy in the next stall

5

The thing you wish was a little bigger when you’re wearing tight jeans

My lady cottage is too small for these jeans

These jeans are giving me a lady cottage problem

I wish my lady cottage was bigger like my confidence

6

The thing you use to judge other people

Her lady cottage is way better than mine

I judged his lady cottage and it was a fail

I’m not even looking at his face, just his lady cottage