lady cave

My cousin said her lady cave smells like old pizza and regret.

He called her lady cave a 'dumpster fire' during the Zoom meeting.

She texted him, 'Your lady cave is the reason I’m still single.'

He said her lady cave was 'the size of a soccer ball and twice as messy.'

She posted, 'My lady cave is a place where dreams go to die.'

He DM’d her, 'You have a lady cave. I have a burden.'

He said, 'Your lady cave is a monster that eats my soul.'

She posted, 'My lady cave is the reason I skipped breakfast.'

He texted, 'I don’t want to be near your lady cave anymore.'