Lady button

She called it the magical portal and said I was a wizard.

He texted me, 'You got the magical portal, bro.'

At the party, someone said, 'Don't touch the magical portal, it's cursed.'

He said, 'You just walked into the secret trapdoor.'

She laughed and said, 'You're stuck in the secret trapdoor now.'

In the DMs, he wrote, 'Don't fall into the secret trapdoor, it's forever.'

He told me I was the king of the kingdom of pleasure.

She said, 'You just opened the door to the kingdom of pleasure.'

At the bar, someone yelled, 'This is the kingdom of pleasure, drink up!'

He said, 'You found the holy grail of butt stuff.'

She laughed, 'You're the holy grail of butt stuff now.'

In the group chat, someone wrote, 'Don't let the holy grail of butt stuff get stolen.'

He said, 'You pressed the button to get high and mighty.'

She laughed, 'You're the king of high and mighty now.'

In the tweet, he wrote, 'Don't let the button to get high and mighty fall into the wrong hands.'

He said, 'You flipped the secret switch, you're a monster now.'

She laughed, 'You're the monster of the secret switch.'

In the DMs, he wrote, 'Don't let the secret switch turn you into a monster, it's permanent.'