lady-butt

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A guy's butt that looks like it was stolen from a woman and never asked for permission.

My cousin's backside is so round, I think it's trying to flirt with my aunt.

That guy at the gym has a lady-butt so smooth, I bet it could pass for a muffin.

My dad's butt is so feminine, my mom thinks he's been cheating on her with a mirror.

A man's behind that looks like it was made by a woman and then given a bad haircut.

My brother’s butt is so pretty, I think he’s been using my sister’s makeup.

That guy in the bus looks like he’s wearing a skirt just to make me jealous.

My uncle’s butt is so nice, my grandma thinks he’s been married to a woman for 30 years.

A guy’s backside so feminine, it could probably pass for a woman’s butt at a drag show.

My friend’s butt is so curvy, I think it’s been doing yoga with my mom.

That guy in the bar has a lady-butt so soft, I think he’s been using my sister’s skincare routine.

My dad’s backside is so pretty, my mom thinks he’s been dating a model.