Lady Bug

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A girl with nice legs, a flat stomach, and something about her that makes you want to slap her and then ask for her number.

My neighbor is a lady bug. She walks by my house every day like she owns the place.

My cousin said my ex is a lady bug. I said I know, I just can't stop looking at her.

My teacher called me a lady bug in front of the class. I got so mad I threw a paper airplane at her.

A fancy way to say a woman is bleeding out of her butt and is extra annoying.

My mom is a lady bug. She won’t stop complaining about her cramps.

My sister said she’s going to be a lady bug today, and I believe her because she threw a pillow at me.

My friend called me a lady bug after I yelled at her for stepping on my foot.

When a woman sits on a guy’s chest like he’s a chair and leaves a red mess, then pees on him like he’s a toilet.

My brother got sat on by his girlfriend and then peed on. He said it was the worst day ever.

My friend’s boyfriend got a lady bug treatment and now he smells like a toilet.

I saw my uncle get a lady bug and he ran out of the room like he was on fire.

A smelly piece of trash that lives inside your butt and talks to you.

My butt has a lady bug in it and it’s always telling me I’m ugly.

I told my friend I have a lady bug in my butt, and he laughed so hard he cried.

My dad says his lady bug is mean and tells him he’s a failure.

A straight girl who wants to kiss another girl or do something dirty with her.

My friend is a lady bug and she kissed her best friend in front of everyone.

I told my brother my crush is a lady bug, and he said I must be weird.

My teacher said I’m a lady bug and I don’t know what that means.

When you trick lady bugs to land on your friend’s face like they’re bugs and it’s hilarious.

I tricked my friend’s lady bug to land on his face and he screamed like a baby.

My brother did a lady bug prank on me and I ran out of the room.

I got my friend’s lady bug to land on her face and she was so mad she threw a book at me.

A woman who shaves her butt and thinks she’s fancy.

My neighbor is a lady bug and she shaves her butt every day.

My mom said I’m a lady bug and I don’t know what that means.

My friend’s girlfriend is a lady bug and she shaves her butt and shows it off.