lady bruh

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A woman who is basically a man in a dress. She roasts hoes like they owe her money and still prays to God like he’s her personal bodyguard. She was born from chaos and chaos only.
My girl just called my ex a 'mangina' and then prayed for his soul. That’s a lady bruh moment.
She took down three bitches in one night and still said grace before eating. That’s a lady bruh.
She wore heels, a hat, and a full beard. That’s a lady bruh.
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A woman who can switch from being a hoe whisperer to a holy roller in 3.2 seconds. She don’t need no man, she just needs a mic and a Bible.
She said 'I’m a lady bruh, I can handle both your sins and your Sunday church.'
She just texted me, 'I’m in the choir, but I still got that swag.' That’s a lady bruh moment.
She walked in with a latte and a prayer. That’s a lady bruh.
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A woman so powerful she can make a man cry and a church erupt in applause all in the same day. She’s like a hurricane with a hymn book.
She just told the pastor he was ‘a little weak’ and then gave him a standing ovation. That’s a lady bruh.
She broke a man’s heart and then donated to the church. That’s a lady bruh.
She came in with a Bible and a bra. That’s a lady bruh.
by Slangipedia 15h ago
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