lady bread

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A yeast infection so bad it should be a felony. Like your privates are on fire and you’re screaming for mercy.

My lady bread is so bad I can’t walk and my pants are soaked.

I’ve had lady bread for three days and I’ve considered murder.

My lady bread is so bad my dog won’t touch me anymore.

When you try to tell a joke but it’s so bad it makes you laugh until you cry, and the joke is ruined because you’re too stupid to shut up.

I told a joke and it was so bad I laughed until I threw up.

My friend told a joke so bad I had to leave the room.

I tried to tell a joke and it was so stupid I started crying.

A lady or a guy who works at a coffee shop and makes so much dough you think he’s about to explode.

That lady at the coffee shop makes so much dough I think she’s going to burst.

The guy at the coffee shop makes dough like it’s his job.

That lady bread at the coffee shop has more dough than my mom’s savings.