Lady Box

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A fancy name for a woman’s junk, used when you're too lazy to say it straight, like when you're bragging about your sexual skills and you say, 'I put my toad in her ladybox.'
My dude said he put his toad in her ladybox and now she's crying in the bathroom.
He texted me, 'I just put my toad in her ladybox and she didn't even ask for a hug.'
At the party, he said, 'I put my toad in her ladybox and now she's my girlfriend.'
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When you lie to someone just because they're old and you feel bad, even though you’re hungry and you hate pizza.
The old lady asked if I helped her carry the pizza boxes, and I said yes even though I was too lazy.
I said I helped her carry pizza boxes because I felt bad and I didn’t want to be a jerk.
I told her I was grateful for the help even though I didn’t like pizza and I was tired.
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