Lady Bottom

My mom said I can't say 'vagina' at dinner. So I called it 'Lady Bottom.' She didn't know what I meant.

My crush asked me what I thought of her. I said, 'Your Lady Bottom is fire.' She blushed and asked what that meant.

In the DMs, I told my friend, 'Your Lady Bottom is the reason I'm late for class.' He didn't get it, but it was worth it.

My brother called my sister's Lady Bottom 'the best part of her.' She kicked him out of the house.

I told my teacher my dog had a Lady Bottom. She gave me a detention.

In my group chat, I said, 'My Lady Bottom is sore from sitting all day.' My friends thought I was being dramatic.

My dad called my mom's Lady Bottom 'a masterpiece.' She just smiled and said, 'You're a weirdo.'

I used Lady Bottom in my essay. My teacher gave me extra credit and asked if I was trying to be funny.

My friend said, 'Your Lady Bottom is the best part of you.' I said, 'You're weird, but I like it.'