Lady Boots

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When you wear your lady friend like a boot so tight you can’t feel your toes. And you don’t care if she screams.

My girlfriend’s a boot. And I’m the foot. And I’m not coming out till I finish my beer.

He said he’d wear me like a boot. I said I’d kick him till he’s flat.

Lady Boots? That’s just my ex. She still thinks she’s got the power.

Those big, dark, ugly boots from the 90s that Jodeci wore. They’re like pants for your legs but made of leather and way too low.

Forever My Lady Boots? That’s just my mom’s old shoes. She still thinks they’re cool.

I wore those boots once. My feet were sore for a week. And I still had to tie the laces.

Jodeci’s boots are like my uncle’s shoes. Big. Ugly. And he still wears them to church.