lady bollocks

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When your inner lips stick out further than your outer ones making your pussy look like a flappy meaty sail.
My cousin’s got lady bollocks so big, she looks like a meaty pirate ship.
I told my friend she had lady bollocks and she screamed like a stuck pig.
At the gym, the guy next to me asked me if I had a second pussy because of my lady bollocks.
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When your inner lips hang over your outer ones like a sad meaty overhang.
My mom says I got lady bollocks from my grandma’s side of the family.
My crush said my lady bollocks looked like a meaty bridge.
I got called a meaty overhang at the beach because of my lady bollocks.
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When your inner lips dangle like a meaty curtain hanging in front of your outer ones.
My sister’s got lady bollocks so big, she needs a curtain rod to hold them up.
My friend said my lady bollocks looked like a meaty curtain from a meat shop.
At the party, someone said I had meaty curtains and I laughed so hard I spilled my drink.
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When your inner lips are longer than your outer ones, making your whole pussy look like a meaty overhang.
I told my brother I had lady bollocks and he said I should start a meaty business.
My crush said my lady bollocks were so meaty, they looked like a second layer of meat.
I got called a meaty overhang at the mall because of my lady bollocks.
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When your inner lips hang out like a meaty extension of your outer ones, giving you a flappy look.
My sister said my lady bollocks looked like a flappy meaty extension.
I got called a flappy meaty extension at the park because of my lady bollocks.
My friend said I had meaty flaps and I got embarrassed.
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When your inner lips are longer and stick out, making your whole pussy look like a meaty hangover.
My cousin said my lady bollocks looked like a meaty hangover.
I got called a meaty hangover by my crush because of my lady bollocks.
At the party, someone said my lady bollocks were like a meaty hangover.
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