lady blumpkin

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a dirty deed where a woman gets her butt licked while she takes a big poop

My mom says she does this every Tuesday after work

He asked for a lady blumpkin and got a surprise

She said it was the best date ever because she didn’t have to poop alone

when a woman gets her privates licked while she goes number two and it’s the best thing ever

He said it was like heaven on earth

She texted me ‘I just got a lady blumpkin and it was worth it’

He begged her to do it again because it was that good

the ultimate poop and lick combo that makes a woman feel like a million bucks

She said it was the best thing she ever did

He asked for a lady blumpkin and got a full-on poop session

She told him she’d do it again for a hundred bucks