Lady blowjob

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When a guy or girl goes down on you like you're the main course and they're starving.

My cousin told me she got a lady blowjob at the mall food court. I asked why, she said 'because the guy was hungry and I was a snack.'

He said he got a lady blowjob from his boss. Now he’s stuck cleaning the office toilets.

My friend’s dog got a lady blowjob from a guy who thought it was a hot dog.

When someone takes a big chunk of your privates and eats it like it's a pizza.

My sister got a lady blowjob from her math teacher. Now she’s failing algebra for revenge.

He told me he got a lady blowjob from a barista. I asked why, he said, 'Because she took my coffee order and my dignity.'

The guy got a lady blowjob from his mom. Now he’s grounded for life.

When you let someone go to town on your snatch like it’s a buffet and you’re the appetizer.

My friend’s dad got a lady blowjob from a pizza delivery guy. Now he eats pizza every day and won’t stop talking about it.

She got a lady blowjob from her neighbor. Now they argue about whose turn it is next.

He said he got a lady blowjob from a guy who had a cold. Now he has a cold too.