lady bits

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The trash can of a woman. It collects all the bad stuff she eats, drinks, and sometimes her own tears.

My lady bits are like a garbage disposal. I just threw a whole pizza in there.

After that wine and cheese party, my lady bits looked like a landfill.

I told my lady bits to shut up, but they just kept leaking.

The private parts of a woman. Think of it like the inside of a pizza box. Some parts are juicy, some are just there for show.

My lady bits are the reason I failed gym class.

She showed off her lady bits and I was confused.

My lady bits are the reason I can’t wear tight pants anymore.

Parts of a girl that are only supposed to be seen by her boyfriend, her dog, and the guy who delivered the pizza.

My lady bits were exposed in front of my boss. I got fired.

My dog saw my lady bits and ran away.

My lady bits are the reason I failed my first date.

A pussy so good it makes your brain shut down. It’s like a perfect pizza, but with more cheese and less regret.

Her lady bits are so good, I forgot my own name.

I saw her lady bits and immediately proposed.

Her lady bits are the reason I dropped out of college.