LADY BILLIONAIRE

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A rich woman who won a ton of money from a lottery game and now thinks she's the queen of everything!
She texts her ex: 'I won a billion dollars. You're still broke. Still.'
She posts on Instagram: 'Powerball? More like PowerPussy.'
She tells her dog: 'You're getting a million treats. I'm rich now.'
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A woman who got lucky with a lottery and now acts like she's the richest person in the universe, even though she's just a regular person with a lot of money.
She DMs her friend: 'I'm richer than your dad. Your dad's still paying rent.'
She tweets: 'I won a billion dollars. My life is now perfect. Also, I'm still single.'
She yells at a waiter: 'I don't tip. I'm a billionaire.'
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A woman who got a massive amount of money from a lottery and now thinks she's famous, even though no one knows who she is.
She texts her mom: 'I'm rich. You're still poor. Still.'
She tweets: 'I'm not rich. I'm a billionaire. There's a difference.'
She posts a selfie: 'Look at me. I won a billion dollars. Also, I'm still ugly.'
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