lady banger

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A woman who looks like a man, with man parts and the attitude to match. Basically a female who acts like a cocky guy and wears clothes that make you question their sanity.
She showed up to the party in a suit and a tie, and I swear she called me a ‘pussy’ before I even said hello.
My cousin’s friend is a lady banger, and she told my cousin he was ‘too soft’ for her taste.
She texted me, ‘You’re not even worth my time, you look like a lost puppy.’
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A female who’s got a man’s body, and the confidence to back it up. She’s the kind of person who’ll tell you to shut up and walk away.
At the gym, she flexed in front of me and said, ‘You’re not even in my league.’
She texted me in the middle of a math test, ‘You’re not even worth my time.’
When I asked her out, she said, ‘You’re not even a challenge.’
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A woman with a man’s junk, and the personality to match. She’s got the looks, the attitude, and the audacity to make you feel like a fool.
She walked into the class and said, ‘You’re not even worth my time, you look like a lost puppy.’
She told my brother he was ‘too weak’ to be her boyfriend, and my brother cried.
She showed up at my house in a leather jacket and said, ‘You’re not even worth my time.’
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