lady babies

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A lady baby is a girl who acts like a baby and acts like a lady. She’s fake and annoying.

My cousin is a lady baby. She cries over spilled milk and still lives with her mom.

My ex called me a lady baby because I asked for a raise and she didn’t give it to me.

My neighbor is a lady baby. She wears a dress to work and cries when her cat eats her lunch.

A lady baby is someone who wants to get pregnant but doesn’t think it’ll happen. It’s like wanting a donut but not believing you’ll eat it.

My sister is a lady baby. She has sex with three guys every day but still thinks she won’t get pregnant.

My friend is a lady baby. She’s got a whole list of guys she’s seeing but still thinks she’s going to stay a virgin.

My mom is a lady baby. She has sex with my dad every day but still thinks she won’t get pregnant.

A lady baby is a grown woman who still lives at home, has no job, and thinks she’s the boss. She eats pizza for breakfast and still thinks she’s hot.

My cousin is a lady baby. She still lives at home and cries when she loses a game of World of Warcraft.

My neighbor is a lady baby. She still lives at home and still thinks she’s the best at everything.

My sister is a lady baby. She still lives at home, still eats pizza for dinner, and still thinks she’s going to be a famous singer.

A lady baby is a hot girl, usually your girlfriend, unless you're a total douch bag.

My girlfriend is a lady baby. She’s hot and I love her, but she still thinks I’m a douch bag.

My ex was a lady baby. She was hot and she loved me, but I was a douch bag.

My friend’s girlfriend is a lady baby. She’s hot and my friend still thinks he’s not a douch bag.