lady babangbell

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a magical being who can make you cry, laugh, and question your life choices all in one tweet

She replied to my DM with a single emoji and I broke down.

I tried to roast her and she roasted me back with a 3 a. m. tweet.

She sent me a meme about my ex and I cried like a baby.

a human who somehow knows your deepest secrets and uses them to embarrass you in public

She posted my middle school photo in a group chat and I died.

She told my mom about my failed relationship and I got grounded.

She called me out in class for eating a whole pizza by myself.

a goddess who throws shade so hard it hits your ancestors and makes them blush

She said I looked like a raccoon in my hat and I believed her.

She called my crush a 'flop' and I lost my confidence.

She told my teacher I cheated on a test and I got detention.

a creature who talks to you in your sleep and makes you regret your life choices

I dreamed she told me I was ugly and I woke up crying.

She whispered my secrets to my crush and I felt my heartbreak.

She told me my dog hated me and I ran out of the house.

a human who can make you fail at everything just by smiling at you

She smiled at me and I failed my math test.

She gave me a thumbs up and I tripped over my own feet.

She said ‘good luck’ and I got lost in the mall.