lady and the trump

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The First Lady of the United States and her, uh, man. He's not exactly a prince, but he's got a big mouth and a bigger ego.
The first lady is the only one who can keep him from talking for more than five minutes.
He calls her 'the best wife ever' even though he cheated on her with a whole country.
She's tired of him calling the press 'the worst people ever.'
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This is what everyone called the 2016 election. Hillary Clinton versus Donald Trump. It was like a wrestling match, and Trump won by pulling a few dirty tricks and screaming a lot.
Hillary was the favorite, but Trump just kept yelling and making everyone confused.
He called her 'crooked Hillary' even though he had more crookedness than a tree with a broken leg.
He won because he made everyone laugh and then forgot how to count.
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This Soviet-style movie is what makes the GOP act like they're in love with Russia. It shows Lindsey Graham and Donald Trump doing something really embarrassing in Moscow.
They watched it every night and forgot about the country.
It was so bad, even the Russians were laughing at them.
The GOP thinks it's a love letter, but it's more like a middle school dance.
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