Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

You blow your load in a woman's mouth, then you kiss her like you're making out, and you both suck the same mess like it's the best thing ever.

My girlfriend said I was a legend after that one.

He was so proud he took a selfie.

She called me a cum legend and it was true.

2

You eat string cheese out of your girlfriend’s snatch like it's the last meal on Earth.

I told her I was going to die if I didn’t get that string cheese.

She said it was the most delicious thing she ever tasted.

He cried after eating it because it was so good.

3

Two naked guys stick spaghetti in their pee holes and lean in like they're about to fight.

They looked like they were about to kiss or stab each other.

The spaghetti came out both ends like a weird fartin’ contest.

The spaghetti was so long it looked like a noodle war.

4

You eat from either end of something until you meet in the middle like you're trying to kill each other.

They ate a pizza like it was a death match.

She ate a hot dog until they met in the middle.

They were eating a donut like it was a fight.

5

Two people eat from opposite sides of something long like they're trying to out-eat each other.

They ate a burger like it was a competition.

He ate a taco like it was a battle.

They were eating a burrito like it was a war.

6

A Disney movie where a dog and a stray go on an adventure and it’s the best thing since sliced bread.

My kid cried when the dog got lost.

The dog was cute and the stray was cool.

It was like a dog version of a love story.

7

Two people meet in the middle of a cocaine rail like they're about to do something illegal.

They looked like they were going to kill each other.

They had a cocaine face-off.

They met in the middle like it was a crime scene.