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When two people get on opposite ends of a long food item and try to eat the middle while being too lazy to just split it.
My cousin and I fought over the last bite of a hot dog like it was the last slice of pizza on Earth.
My ex and I 'Lady and The Tramp’d' a noodle and I still have a hair in my soup.
My brother and his girlfriend tried to eat the middle of a taco and ended up with a face full of salsa.