lady a

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a total firecrack of a woman named angela or the number one fancy-ass hooper
My girl Angela just flipped a table and said, 'You ain't even worthy of my glitter.'
That da numba 1 pimpette just told my dad to 'shut up or I'll slap you with my bling.'
Angela walked in and the whole bar went silent. She’s a legend.
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what you yell when two ladies are screaming at each other like they’re in a street fight
I said 'lady a' when my cousin and her friend started fighting over the last slice of pizza.
At the gym, I yelled 'lady a' when two girls started arguing over the dumbbells.
My mom said 'lady a' when my sister and her friend were screaming at each other in the hallway.
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a perfect human being made by god, but he probably used glitter and some bad decisions
My teacher said, 'Lady a is the only one who can calm this class down.'
My grandma told me, 'Lady a is the only one who can beat my cooking.'
My dog barked at me and said, 'That lady a is the best.'
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a woman who’s so elegant she could wear a sock and look like a queen
My aunt walked in and said, 'That lady a is so elegant, she could wear a sock and look like a queen.'
At the party, the DJ said, 'This lady a is the most elegant thing I’ve ever seen.'
My cousin said, 'Lady a walks in and everyone else becomes invisible.'
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the best thing in life, like a wifey but way better, and definitely not a hoe
My dad said, 'That lady a is the best thing in life. Not even a hoe.'
My friend said, 'Lady a is like a wifey, but she can beat you up.'
I told my crush, 'You’re like a wifey, but I think you’re a lady a.'
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what you call a Karen when you’re too tired to be polite and it’s Monday
I told my boss, 'That Karen is a lady a today.'
My neighbor screamed, 'Lady a is here again!'
My friend said, 'You know it’s Monday when you see a lady a.'
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a woman who men don’t deserve and probably never will
My brother said, 'Men don’t deserve lady a. They’re too dumb.'
My mom told me, 'Lady a is too good for those men.'
My crush said, 'I’m never going to be worthy of a lady a.'
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