ladwig

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Kids who lose their hair before they can even grow a beard and have to wear fake hair or a fake mustache to hide their shame. They never had a real childhood, just a lot of embarrassment.
My cousin got a wig at 12 and cried in the mirror every morning.
That guy in 6th grade had a toupee and a fake beard, looked like a raccoon wearing a costume.
My dad went bald before he turned 13 and still wears a wig to this day.
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When a guy with a full package rubs the end of his pecker across another guy's butt crack and calls it a 'smooch.' It's not romantic, it's a slap in the face.
My uncle pulled that move at the bar and got kicked out.
That guy in gym class did it to me and I still hate him.
My dad does it to his friends every time they meet.
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